she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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