shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
A bitchslap is in order.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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