Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We need a shit load of segways right now
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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