Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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