He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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