This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize
