Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(415): View more from California

just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?

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(214): View more from Texas

did it hurt when the cum got in your eye

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not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash

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(937): View more from Ohio

he is so annoying

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so stop sleeping with him

(937): View more from Ohio

yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?

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(256): View more from Alabama

oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?

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(907): View more from Alaska

She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."

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(541): View more from Oregon

I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.

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(914): View more from New York

You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin

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