Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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