You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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