Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
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