also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize