Banned from zoo.
Again?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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