It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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