My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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