Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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