I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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