do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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