Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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