Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I had to cum in my sink.
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