You're completely useless in the revolution.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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