Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I just forgot I was standing up.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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