You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Just pee around me
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