Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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