Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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