How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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