I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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