girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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