is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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