I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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