I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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