Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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