i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
soo... how was my night?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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