so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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