Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
please come you make the beer taste better
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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