my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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