Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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