I will die if light touches me.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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