they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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