so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
