one word: firstdatebathroomanal
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
