Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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