she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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