is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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