i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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