maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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