How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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