im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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