i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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