Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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