We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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