shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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