i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I know her cup size but not her name....
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