Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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