I wish i was in the wii world.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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