And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
My penis needs a shock collar
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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