THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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